Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.