Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about breathing...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.