i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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i use dental dams

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.