scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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fart

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.