Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.