I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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i use dental dams

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.