Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.