I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.