When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.