If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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pick your nose and eat it

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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hallo

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.