When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I know how to type a ¿

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.