When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.