Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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blink

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.