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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.