Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes I toot.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Be a loner at school

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.