I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.