Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.