When I'm scared in the shower sing

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Go outside and pee.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.