Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.