I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.