text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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KICK THE CAN

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.