Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.