Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.