I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

listen to madonnas new album

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.