Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.