When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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I control water in the shower.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.