Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Pee in the shower.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.