When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.