- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

R A P E Children

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.