- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

I eat food when i'm bored..

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

Breathe.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.