Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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whale sperm

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.