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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.
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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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i smoke weed all day.
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sing in the shower
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.