If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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k. everyone

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Talk to my cat.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.