When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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get really confused

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.