- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

Watch the same movies over and over

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I masturbate with sandpaper

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.