I have seen a UFO

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.