Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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smoke marijuana

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.