When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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fap

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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conundrum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.