Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.