mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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misread flashlight

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.