listen to madonnas new album

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.