get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -44

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Being fat

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -62

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.