- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

suck my own penis

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.