When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

I click my teeth to music

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I constantly talk to myself.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

penis

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.