When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Breathe.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.