Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.