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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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conundrum.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.