when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.