When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.