smoke marijuana

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.