In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.