When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I always think I have special powers

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.