I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.